Nov 30 2011
Oliver Twist Gin, It’s Every Girls Tonic
It has entered my head that I have documented a not insignificant amount about boys sipping distilled gin , and here am I a female ( or at least I was the last time I checked ), and I also drink London dry gin , thus at risk of it being a bit of a sausage fest, below is one dedicated to the ladies .
Whenever you are on a ladies night out , and at the bar, trying to work out what you want to drink, and you simply cannot consume ale , since the pint glass would not look right with what your wearing , and you are unable to imbibe cider, since it will make you puffed up , you really wouldn't mind a drink of vino , however damn shame , that means a million calories you would much rather waste on delicious chocolate , and well you would love to imbibe fizz , however this isn't truly going to occur unless a rich champion appears and invites you to remain in his incredible apartment , and tops up your wardrobe and pays all your billsso what are you going to drink? Well my girlies , worry no more , due to the fact Vicki has done all of the labour this means you have no need to .
The solution will be… .. yes probably you guessed it from the inevitable a reliable fact I'm now talking about distilled gin but it is distilled gin & (Slimline) Tonic!
“ Truthfully ? Why ?” I hear you say . Well here goes :
1) They're actually low in calories . In a Gin & Slimline Tonic there are are you prepared . only 50 six calories. Therefore you don't have to feel too remorseful about drinking one or two , also, you do not have to ruin any weight loss programs . It’s truly a win win situation .
2) It is favorable for your joints , I kid you not . It will help with joint pain and has been latterly recognised to assist as a good “ natural cure ” for joint soreness . All that is needed is to find a few of gold raisins, set them in a container , soak them in distilled gin , permit the gin to soak in for a week or so , stick them within a container , then eat a number of them on a daily basis and before long , your bone tissues could well be feeling tolerably fitter . I will not encourage doing this while you are out however seeing as you are definitely to look just like an complete retard .
3) One more entrancing characteristic is that, on the run up to your female time that happens every month , a lot of girls encounter a swollen tummy , and the juniper berries that are found in London dry gin possess a diuretic ( which implies you go to the bathroom more ) action. Which makes you pass more water that helps to supply a briefly remedy for swelling .
So all this being reported , next time you are feeling a little under the weather and you're requiring a beverage of the interesting variety. , bare in mind , a drop of tonic would make dry gin go right down .
Victoria Robert loves drinking gin and also loves writing about it, fortunately for her one of the Guernsey hotels carry stock of her favorite variety “Oliver Twist Gin”. Why not take a Guernsey weekend break and examine it your self.
